Locke and the Hooker Spawn

"... Where did the baby come from?"

"Well you se--"

"I KNOW WHERE BABIES COMES FROM LOCKE." Caine interrupted loudly as he thrust the baby into the other mans open arms. Caine had never wished he could get drunk until the day Gaberial had set him down and decided to have a very long talk with Caine. He'd come out feeling scared for life and every time Desmond came to visit the man would laugh at him. If Caine didn't know exactly how the body, mind, and plain genetics worked he might of chalked his Asexuality up to that very defining moment in his life.



It still didn't explain why a baby had been sitting on there front porch this morning. "I'm not sure?" Locke answered with a shrug as he tried to shift the baby in his arms around until he was comfortable. Caine closed his eyes, afraid that Locke was going to drop the poor thing and not wanting to witness the event. That way he could say he knew nothing. "Oh." He pulled out a note that was seemingly tucked into a pocket.

"... Locke." He didn't say it in that voice, he didn't. His tone didn't drag out, or have a slight whine to it and there wasn't a steady throbbing lighting up behind his eyes because he wasn't getting a headache. He refused to be stressed at 8 in the morning, and without one single cup of coffee yet. '

"So, apparently when I got REALLY plastered that one night about a year ago I slept with a... hooker maybe? I dunno, I don't remember it but she says it's my baby and good luc-- where are you going?"

"Sarial." Because she always kept the good alchohol. She was married to Desmond, she needed the good alchohol. She'd also share, and even though Caine couldn't get drunk she didn't mind him drinking their house dry in an attempt to do so. Then he would come home and deal with the Spawn from Hell, because if it was Locke child it could only be a spawn.




At some point Caine became asexual, I'm just not sure when exactly. I dunno why he is so cool with Locke cheating on him in this piece but ya, and that was how Infinity came about. Not so surprising that Infinity actually really hates Caine (which is interesting because December, Infinity BF, gets along with Caine and they both usually plot against and Infinity and Locke together). 

This is my writing piece of the day. I'm not sure what the theme is, we'll say it's babies.