Please relinquish my book to me. I've heard your holding it hostage on your big yellow truck, and you promised me that you would let me track it so I would know it's safe but every time I go to your website to do such a thing you've denied me the right.
My book is up in limbo and I am a sad, sad, sad person. The Wise Man Fear is all but a dream to me as it lay in your truck somewhere wanting to be read but unable.
That is to say in laymen terms that I'm highly upset with DHL at the moment. My book shipped out on Tuesday and BN gave me the tracking information but DHL doesn't want to keep there site updated so it won't give me any info on where my book might be.
Which sucks cause I want to finish The Name of the Wind on the day it gets here so I don't have to wait. Tho' I suppose either way you look at it I'm still pretty much waiting.
Goddamn you DHL. Goddamn you to HELL.
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Tainted Minds, Pure Body
"I'll have you know my mind is as pure as they come!" I said in mock outrage as Holden clutched at his sides and almost hit the floor in peals of laughter. It took around 5 to 10 minutes for him to finally get to where he was calm enough to speak again, I was almost insulted.
"Seele, I think your confusing your body for your mind again, because I assure you that your mind wouldn't be clean even if they sprayed it down with a hose connected to a fire hydrant."
"... What are you trying to say?"
"That your a fucking liar?"
"Liar, I'll grant you but a "fucking" liar is just not true. That would imply I was fucking in the first place and considering I'm asexual and repulsed one at that..."
"I hate you. We aren't friends anymore. Go torment your boyfriend."
"... Syn and I aren't dating... not for his lack of trying though. I woke up this morning to a vase of roses outside my door."
"Aww, that's sweet."
"Ya... in a creepy stalker sort of way. Sure." I replied slightly disgruntled. I liked Syn. Syn was sweet and we had a great time together when we hung out but there was so many complications there and not becoming anything more then friends seemed like the viable choice.
Random snippet that popped into my head. While Seele is asexual, and wants nothing to ever do with sex she's a horrible pervert. She has this uncanny ability to take the most innocent things and turn them dirty. She doesn't do it often. She in love with the fact people who don't know her real well think she's this innocent type of person.
She's also my venting sort of character so I tend to write with her when I'm going through my own shit. She's gone from the "crazy bitch who heard voices" to the "crazy bitch who drives people up the wall."
"Seele, I think your confusing your body for your mind again, because I assure you that your mind wouldn't be clean even if they sprayed it down with a hose connected to a fire hydrant."
"... What are you trying to say?"
"That your a fucking liar?"
"Liar, I'll grant you but a "fucking" liar is just not true. That would imply I was fucking in the first place and considering I'm asexual and repulsed one at that..."
"I hate you. We aren't friends anymore. Go torment your boyfriend."
"... Syn and I aren't dating... not for his lack of trying though. I woke up this morning to a vase of roses outside my door."
"Aww, that's sweet."
"Ya... in a creepy stalker sort of way. Sure." I replied slightly disgruntled. I liked Syn. Syn was sweet and we had a great time together when we hung out but there was so many complications there and not becoming anything more then friends seemed like the viable choice.
Random snippet that popped into my head. While Seele is asexual, and wants nothing to ever do with sex she's a horrible pervert. She has this uncanny ability to take the most innocent things and turn them dirty. She doesn't do it often. She in love with the fact people who don't know her real well think she's this innocent type of person.
She's also my venting sort of character so I tend to write with her when I'm going through my own shit. She's gone from the "crazy bitch who heard voices" to the "crazy bitch who drives people up the wall."
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